“The only reason why we ask other people how their weekend was is so we can tell them about our own weekend” – Chuck Palahniuk GABF is the ultimate weekend for thousands of people. We as a species are natural archivists of memories and relish being able re-hash our greatest moments […]
Friday is the gateway to the weekend. It inspires us to face the week and its challenges. However, if you read last week’s post, you’ll know this was no average Friday. Only the most established alcoholics would rise to the challenge presented by this Friday. We are those men, and […]
The Great American Beer Festival. GABF. Beer Fest. For some, it’s a beer-drinking crowning achievement to check off the bucket list. For others, it’s an annual party. An excuse to get hammered or dress up in costume and get hammered. Admittedly, I usually fall into the latter of the groups. […]
The Monday after the 2014 Great American Beer Festival, I woke up feeling surprisingly well. I had just spent five out of the past seven days at various events, bars and festival sessions drinking like a man just released from a 15 year prison stint. I thought for sure the […]
(n) Riot Fest: A three day endurance test of basically all five senses. A slew of punk, metal, hard rock and ska bands pummel your eardrums throughout the festival. You drink till your liver is the size of texas. Bump into the right person or have a taut sphincter, and […]
(n) Riot Fest: A three day endurance test of basically all five senses. A slew of punk, metal, hard rock and ska bands pummel your eardrums throughout the festival. You drink till your liver is the size of texas. Bump into the right person or have a taut sphincter, and […]
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Style really isn’t a word that I associate with myself. I know some of you may find that hard to believe, considering my style, in terms of fashion, is impeccable: Pants from Goodwill cut into shorts? Check. 4 year old t-shirts with the worst pit stains you’ve ever seen in […]
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Anyone reading this knows Bud Light Lime is an absolutely terrible beer. I know it’s popular, but if you like it, you probably have Asperger syndrome. I couldn’t find sales to date but I could give less than a fraction of a fuck. A single can of this stuff, ruined […]
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I recently took a trip back home to Grand Rapids, Michigan for the holidays. It’s funny how one year away can make such an impact on your perception of a place you thought as familiar. I don’t mean this in a negative way, for the most part. I enjoyed my […]