My First Infographic: How Many Fucks do I Give About Beer Acquisitions?

In light of the AB-InBev making an offer that SABMiller actually would bite on, I decided to take a quick look back over the acquisitions and other equity firm deals that have gone on over the past few years. Really, most of the action has been in the past 18 months, but as you can see from the chart below, the amount of fucks I give has gone down drastically over time.


So, if you find yourself panicking over a few beer deals here and there, take comfort in knowing that I don’t give a fuck and am probably off drinking a beer whilst not giving a fuck in my not-giving-a-fuck-mobile speeding down the lost fucks highway on my way to the fucks free airport to fly in a seven forty no fucks given seven to a private island where, spoiler alert, no fucks are allowed.

Samuel Sly
Written by Samuel Sly

Homeboy seemingly came out of nowhere. Michigan? Colorado? Truth be told, no one knows where this motherfucker came from. Rumor has it he dwells in Denver and drinks ram piss.

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