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Back to Burning Can for a Shot at Beer Relay Redemption
Once upon a time, a charming young lad went to Burning Can and ran the Beer Relay in the magical land of Lyons, Colorado. Our hero wound up making three gruesome errors, as chronicled in the tale you can read here. The lessons he learned were simple and easily applied […]
Beer n’ Loathing at Big Beers, Belgians and Barleywines
We swung by for another year of Big Beers and Big questions at Big Beers, Belgians and Barleywines in Breckenridge, The best part is that you can shop for what order cialis you need online. While physical impotence can be caused by the death of your spouse or someone closest […]
Three ways to fuck up the Burning Can festival and Beer Relay
Morning, on my way – 7:08 AM You’re awake, right? – 7:10 AM On June 4, 2016, I peeled my face from my pillow in time to read these texts. 15 minutes later I was dressed and riding with a friend up to Lyons, CO for the Burning Can festival […]
Big Beers, Belgians and Barleywines 2016: We Meet Again, Vail
As I type this sentence, I am sitting in the lobby of the Vail Daily. It’s currently Sunday, the day after the Big Beers, Belgians and Barleywines festival. It’s nearly 11am and I was expecting to be sitting in traffic going back towards Denver, but instead my car was […]
The #BigBeersHunt2016 Results. Try not to Pee.
Well, the weekend is over. Vail survived another Big Beers, Belgians and Barleywines festival despite all our best efforts to try and bring the city to its knees. Yes, we ALL had a part in it. Total community. I’ll have several stories to share from the three days that are […]
On the Hunt at Big Beers, Belgians and Barleywines Festival
This weekend will be the 16th annual Big Beers, Belgians and Barleywine Festival (Great recount of the fest’s history available here). Last year was my inaugural visit and while I certainly had a wicked time (read about it here), I felt like I can do better this year. But how, […]
BnL in Louisville, Part Three: A Pretty Nice Little Sunday
Uuuhh…weren’t we talking about…the thing? Kentucky, Kurt Russell movie about a sassy sea captain, something-something Murder-death-kill? You’ll have to excuse us, the folks at BnL are easily distracted and find it difficult to fini… AH! CAVES! We were in a cave watching a band and, and, and we got […]
My First Infographic: How Many Fucks do I Give About Beer Acquisitions?
In light of the AB-InBev making an offer that SABMiller actually would bite on, I decided to take a quick look back over the acquisitions and other equity firm deals that have gone on over the past few years. Really, most of the action has been in the past 18 […]
Beer n’ Loathing in Durango: Ska’s Anniversary Party
I was standing on a bike trail in pitch black dark. The rear tire of my borrowed bike was (I assumed) shredded. Just moments before, a commemorative pint glass or two fell out the bag I was carrying over my shoulder, shattered on the asphalt and interacted with the tubeless […]
BnL en Route to Durango: Beautiful Chaos
Here I am. Driving by myself once again. This time the journey is about 330 miles and roughly six hours. I’m several hours outside Denver and just finished a quick pit stop at Elevation Brewing Company for a burrito and a brew. I’m barreling down two lane highways seeing a […]
I’m not going to GABF and I’m OK with it. I think.
It’s a Sunday evening. I’ve spent most of the day doing food related chores. Grocery shopping. Making beef and broccoli in a crockpot. Prepping for my first-ever attempt to make my own beef jerky. All this is being done sober to boot. I know, I know. How can this be […]
Songs in the Key of Beer and Pizza
Pizza. Beer. These two things combined are frequently cited in people’s “The only thing better than pizza and beer is (insert something cool)” statements. I don’t disagree and would go as far as to say putting these things in a single location with live music and you have yourself something […]
BnL in Louisville, Part Two: Captain Ron is a Fucking Liar
Ah, so where did we leave off? Oh! Right… Sam Sly and Matt Dog whatever/whatever were sound asleep and reading, respectively, on an airborne tin can with “engines” hurtling toward Louisville, KY (the state, not the jelly). BAMN! Those lovable dopes landed like a sack of dimes hitting a tile […]
Rainier Is Dumb If They Don’t Jump On This
Context: Local Bear Drinks All The Beer